*** MESSAGE FROM GASTRON ***

Esteemed chefs,

Gastron here. I’ve taken a rare moment away—yes, to avoid witnessing your culinary misadventures firsthand. Anticipating the potential disaster, I’ve prepared the “Astro Chef Co-op Cookbook” for you. It’s essentially a guide to mitigate the impending chaos in my absence. Consider it my reluctant contribution to your inevitable attempts at cooking.

Do try not to ruin everything while I am away.

With a sigh,

Gastron (begrudgingly offline)

*** END MESSAGE ***